You know, when you guys call me, one of the first things I like to ask after all the small talk is done is how big your dicks are. You should probably tell me the truth about it, too, by the way. I can always tell if you’re lying or not.
Most of you guys are at least average-sized or larger. But there are also quite a few of you who are below average, and some of you are even downright tiny! Which, of course, always makes me laugh.
All of you who are below average get to experience SPH phone sex with me! I know how much you guys love it, even if you won’t admit it out loud. Honestly, though, you don’t have to say a word about it because your teeny dicks say it all. They keep getting hard when I laugh and make fun of them, and YOU keep coming back for more. If you didn’t secretly love it, that totally would not be happening.
You’re not the only one who loves it, though. I do, too! I just don’t feel like I need to keep my love of SPH phone sex a secret, mostly because I’m not the one being humiliated and getting off on it lol.
I know all you little dick old men out there want some, so don’t wait. Come on and get it if you think you can handle it!!!!!
Josie 1-888-314-6639