Anything Goes Phone Sex

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So I am super horny tonight! Ya that isnt really different than any other day but like today I jumped on to take some calls the moment I woke up. Usually I am all I am in the mood for this or that fetish or topic but like today its really anything goes phone sex.

When I logged in this morning I was all yes lets masturbate! Come up with some really fucking taboo fantasy to get off too. I mean I am a barely legal with the hottest young voice around. So ya let your imagination run wild on that. Which you dudes totally do.

Then after I rubbed my bald pussy like 800 times. Ok total exaggeration but felt like it. I orgasmed so many times I had to take off to get some nourishment. Ya sounded like a good idea but my pussy is so sensitive from touching it that putting my panties on yup HORNY all over again.

Wandering around the food court I was like damn it! I am cancelling my plans so I can lay in my bed and talk dirty on the phone. Well no I didnt really think that it was more. I have a date with my vibrator and just gonna let you guys come along for the ride.

Even I dont wanna get off alone! So ya thats it. I am here for some anything goes phone sex that will have me rubbing, touching and well most importantly getting off tonight.

Call me at 1-888-314-6639 just ask for Josie!

Small Penis Humiliation Phone Sex

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Happy Hump Day! Ya totally fucking over used but those camel pics on facebook make me giggle every time. I love, love LOVE to laugh which is why I love doing small penis humiliation phone sex calls cause I get to giggle and laugh all the way through. Telling dudes that their dicks are too small for fucking and shit is just an added bonus really.

This guy Terry OMG! He was telling me he had 4 inches rock hard. Ok so being Canadian I am like horrible with inches in general. I like use it but really I have no concept of what I am talking about. Ha! I had to start keeping a ruler near my phone so when I do get small dick losers on the phone I could look at it and really get a picture of how tiny those cocks are. I grabbed my ruler and was like SERIOUSLY?!? This is what you have to work with?

I almost fell out of my bed from laughing so hard. I kept looking at the ruler and busting out in laughter. Ya dont think oh poor Terry he was doing what ever a small dick loser does to get those turtle dicks off. Two fingering stroking or what ever. Like how do you guys masturbate? Wait I really dont want to know.

So starting my day off with hump day pictures has got me wanting to keep on laughing. Bring on the small penis humiliation phone sex calls.

1-888-314-6639 is the number just ask for JOSIE!

Barely Legal Phone Sex

So this barely legal phone sex girl had awesome plans for NYE. Was gonna go out with my bestie and hit the house party that everyone was talking about. Some guys parents had left him home alone and boom instant party. Gonna drink. Dance. Ya know party and rock in 2014!

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Well that was till my friend heard it was busted before it started the parents heard about it and sent in some relative to babysit. Blows. Like can you imagine how fucking embarrassing that is to have everyone know your house party was broken up cause you had to get babysat at 18teen?

I know so why am I not with my girl? She fucking got roped into babysitting. Its a fucking conspiracy, I tell you.

Whats a barely legal phone sex girl to do?

Obvious plunk her ass down to get buck ass wild with some guys on the phone. I mean sure I could of gone and baby sat with my girl but why. When I can do some nasty ass baby sitting role plays with you guys. Ooo and well get down right taboo. I mean its the last night of 2013, so ya like lets make this an awesome one for me.

Suppose for some of ya its already the start of 2014 but either way like lets kick this year of totally taboo and nasty. Ya know what I mean. Rock it in with this barely legal phone sex teen.

Yup that would be me! JOSIE. Who else?

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Phone Sex Cock Tease

Ya I get it I am a cock tease! Ok so you might not of realized it. Oops cats out of the bag now. I am a major phone sex cock tease. Well that is what the last 4 guys told me. I cant help it that the minute I start describing what I am wearing they start jerking their cocks.

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Seriously! Like most the time these guys are not interested on if I am my cute skinny jeans or favorite blue skirt that could probably pass for the bottom of a school uniform. They are like your panties describe your panties!

Ha more like you want me to describe what I will do with these panties. Oh ya cause I am gonna be teasing that rock hard cock of yours. Hey you didnt think I was gonna play that innocent barely legal thing and be all shy, did you? Cause if you did then you dont know me. I know I am a phone sex cock tease well even off the phone too. I have totally rocked and teased and even given blue balls. So call me a tease all you want. I am more than happy to be one.

So let me show you just how much of an awesome cock tease I can be by calling me.

Josie 1-888-314-6639

Strap On Phone Sex

Ya its Josie! Bet your already thinking of stuffing your face with mass amounts of turkey and stuff. So why not get your ass stuffed with some strap on phone sex with me. Oh come on like you havent thought it already. I mean really getting it up the ass by a hot barely legal phone teen is probably the one thing you wanna do this weekend. Good news for you I am here to make that happen. Ya I know!

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Yup thats right me and my strap on will be around all fucking weekend. No turkey slamming into my mouth I am all about the ass slamming. (The joys of being Canadian!) My mind is on one thing and one thing only. Fucking some dudes asses up.

Dont worry I am not all gonna make you not sit for 3 weeks type of stuff. Unless course 8 inches of pure plastic dick will some how mess up your butt? Which in that case your a fucking pussy! Bet you will make me brake out the lube too. Blah!

So anyways. Strap on. Sexy barely legal. Ass fucking. Like really do I need to same more? I really dont think so! Other than finish stuffing that face and lets get to the fun stuff. Strap on phone sex!!! Its gonna be the most fun you have this weekend and you know it.

Josie 1-888-314-6639

 

 

Humiliation Phone Sex

Hey it Josie! Love it when some dude starts telling me what nasty, dirty things he is into especially the humiliating stuff. Fully admit that I love to laugh and well if its laughing as some dude on the phone then hell ya I am all over it. Guess that is why I love humiliation phone sex.

Anyways today I was getting to combine my laughing at guys with some loser who was wearing panties. Ya like if that doesnt getting some hot teen girl like me laughing then really what will? This guy, . Hell why am I keeping him protected it was James, totally jumped into telling me what he was wearing in the way of panties. James had on one pair of bright pink cheekie panties with white polka dots.

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Ya I couldnt hold back the laughter. I was nearly on the floor rolling around. Had to asked Panty boy James where he got those oh so pretty panties. Like was it something he bought so he would be humiliated from the sales girls or did he steal them from some barely legal teen?

The answer was he bought them. Cause I know your all wondering about him and his panty fetish. Yup that pretty much got me into my bratty domme mode and was tossing humiliating insults at him. Oh dont think that was being mean cause panty boy James was rubbing his cock in those panties like crazy. He loves having barely legal teen girls giggle and laugh at him.

Who else loves wearing panties and having a bratty teen girl laugh at them? Well give me a call for some panty boy humiliation phone sex I know I would love to spend the night laughing at you guys.

Josie 1-888-314-6639

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Foot Fetish Phone Sex

Hey its me Josie and I am a bit miffed. Literally have to stop wearing flip flops. My cute feet are having to be stuffed into boots. This is the time I am like ugh about living on the Pacific Northwest. I would much rather be living in like Cali or Florida where I can be running around in my cute flip flop showing off my feet. I know those with a foot fetish would totally agree too. Who doesnt like seeing a barely legal teen girl with fresh polish on toes after a pedi?

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You can just answer yes to that for if you have done a foot fetish phone sex call with me. I know you have drooled over my cute toes. Oh did I mentioned they are painted blue right now? Well they are like tropical sea blue. See my mind is totally on being some where warm. My toe nail polish even screams tropical location! I say that is a true sign I need to move.

Well the best part is that least in a foot fetish phone sex fantasy, I can be that flip flop girl teasing ya at the beach or where ever really. Doesnt have to be the beach but you know my mind just happens to be there. Teasing ya with my barely legal feet and well doing what I do best going from a tease to a straight up bratty domme. So who thinks they can handle me?

Josie 1-888-31-HONEY

Cuckold Phone Sex

Hey its Josie! Just got off the phone with this guy and we were talking about cuckold phone sex fantasies. Like full on what gets him rock hard about cuckolding. Seriously some juicy stuff. We spent the last 2 days talking about gang bang situations where I am his girlfriend and we are holding some party for his guy friends. I am like playing super hostess with the mostest making sure the guys have what they need. Walking about in my super short skirt. I had started out wanting to tease my boyfriend and left my panties in the bedroom.

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Every time I go into a room with a guy bending over I am flashing them my bald pussy. These guys can only take so much, cause really how can you not want some of this fucking pussy. This party is about to get nasty. Really if I am the host how can I let those guys wander around with a hard on? Ya just cant. So I let them bend me over and fuck my tight pussy.

Don’t worry I never left my boyfriend out . I mean he is a cuckold after all. So I would walk by him after each load and whisper in his ear that my pussy just took another load. That only drove him crazy. Knowing I was wondering around with fresh jizz in my cunt.

Really wouldnt you go crazy too? Ya I know your wondering what he did after I was pounded full of cum well like I am going to fuck and tell. Well I do but right now I am just gonna tease ya with it. You wanna know then give me a call and lets have some fun with our own cuckold phone sex call.

Just ask for Josie! 1-888-31-HONEY

 

 

 

Young Voice Phone Sex

I had the best time last night!  This guy was looking for a girl who had a bubbly young phone sex voice (his words not mine) and when he got me he was oh your prefect. Well course I am perfect hahah! Course I knew what was going to happen cause really if there is anything that I have learned from doing phone sex calls that when your looking for that certain type of voice you have a certain type of taboo call in mind.

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Is it wrong to say I love those taboo calls!

How can I not really like I have the perfect young voice phone sex to role play anyone you want. *wink*wink*  Usually they are so taboo but I can’t really blog about it cause well not everyone is so open about it you know what I mean. Like they really should take a chill pill or something and loosen up. Oh well! I just wanna let ya know if you are someone who is looking for a girl who is into the dirty taboo stuff like OMG that cant be legal can it? fantasies! I am your girl! Oh wait should I be volunteering? Like I could be getting into some serious shit now.

Haha! I like living on the edge anyways.

The good news aside from knowing I am like up for anything where the role plays are concerned *wink* I am here all night long. So if you wanna jerk off to something nasty before bed. Yup! I am here. Wanna wake up to a sweet young voice phone sex girl? Yup I am here!

So lets have some taboo fun!

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Extreme Phone Sex

So I know I am just 18teen and well pretty much in the ways of sex I have a shit to learn but that is what phone sex is for right? Well maybe not so much to learn but to have fun and pretty much do all the shit you want to do but like just cant do, well extreme phone sex anyways. Like I am not going to run out and well fuck in the back of the church screaming satan’s name. Well actually that one I might but like there is a long ass list cause if there is anything I have learned doing extreme phone sex calls over the last bit is there are some nasty ass fucks who love trying to shock girls like me. Or maybe you just love to see if girls like me will so all that sick shit?

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Either way bring it on. I totally dare you.

I am in love with the extremely nasty stuff that I can full out say in public. Well I could but like everyone would be looking at me like my head was spinning going that sweet looking girl didnt just say THAT did she? So instead I just think it. Oh man if you had one glimpse into my brain. You would be so shocked at the sick shit I think about!

Ok so enough talking about this stuff and lets get to it right?

Like I say I am your nasty 18teen girl for your sick extreme phone sex taboo fantasies. Lets get buck wild tonight. Ok that sounded way hotter in my head.

Josie 1-888-31-HONEY.

 

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