Oh my God, you are such a loser! It’s a good thing you came across a bratty domme phone sex Princess like me so I can tell put you in your place. You probably walk around thinking you’re some kind of stud, but OMG you really aren’t. I don’t know who the fuck told you that you are good looking, but I’ve seen zombies on TV that looked better than you do. It was probably your mom who told you that you are handsome. Don’t you know they HAVE to tell you that? Haha.
And you told me that a woman once told you that you have a big dick? Well, sweetie…4 inches is not big. Whoever told you that was just saying it because she was too nice to hurt your feelings. I am not that nice! Ugh. I don’t even want to look at it. It’s so ugly and it doesn’t even look like a dick. It’s honestly just an overgrown
clit. You know that it wouldn’t ever please anyone, right? Even a virgin wouldn’t be able to feel that thing inside her. It’s so gross and disgusting. I don’t even want to have to look at it.
Well, there might be one way I’d look at it. I’d love to bring all of my hot girlfriends over and put you in the middle of the room and we would make a circle around you. I’d make you twirl around slowly while we all laugh at how pathetic you are. We are going to be taking pictures, too. You’re going to be a star on the internet, but not for a good reason. Everyone is going to know how small your dick really is.
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