SPH phone sex, in which the SPH stands for small penis humiliation, is not only fun but also funny! I love it so much! My wicked giggle when you reveal the size of your extra little dick will drive you crazy. If you enjoy this kind of call, you will love me. I can’t help but tease you and mock you and make fun of you. If only you were a real man. If you were, you wouldn’t have to endure all the jokes and laughter of any woman that ever gets a look at that ridiculously small penis. I can’t even say the word “cock” when I talk about you because that little thing you have is absolutely not a cock. As if anyone wants anything to do with that. You know it’s bad when my pinky finger is a good comparison. And why do you all say four inches? Do you have a secret small penis club in which it was decided to say four inches? I don’t know, but you all say that. It’s probably barely three, so it doesn’t even matter, but it is just funny to me how you all go with four inches. That’s not impressive, you know.
Anyway, I actually feel offended somewhat if you come at me with your tiny dinker as if we are going to hook up. A girl like me would never, ever, be interested in a guy like you, not for sex anyway. I suppose, if you weren’t unattractive in addition to your affliction, and were otherwise decent, I might be seen with you and let you buy me stuff or pay some bills while I torment you. But I would never be interested in having sex with you. Would I enjoy laughing at you while you rub it out, pinching it between two fingers and trying to jerk it? Of course. Would I tell all of my friends and everyone you know? Yep. Would I make you show the girls I’m hanging out with? Yes, if they didn’t mind squinting. It is fun and entertaining in that way. When you’re ready for SPH phone sex, call me. I like to humiliate you and remind you how inferior you are because of your little dicklet.
Pick up the phone now and ask for Melody at 1-888-314-6639